MONZA, ITALY – After several generations of running Williams into well oiled driver demoralization machine, Frank Williams called it quits and sold his Formula One Team.
“It was time I moved on, I have an interesting side venture funerals to consider,” said Williams before ordering 10 of his teams crew “exterminated” for lack luster performance.
He plans to take some time off and explore ways to get back somewhere he wished not to mention. Referring to a trick decades ago that got him stuck on “this rock,” a metaphor he wouldn’t be probed for if I knew what was good for me.
Then there was some mad rant, and he fell asleep, and the news reporters snuck out, 4 out of 10 surviving.