WHEREAMI, WI – During a ramble, on a Dairy Farm, he was wondering around on, Joe Biden announced that an Ice Creme Cone will be his VP, some think a pander to the Dairy, if he knew he was there. “I want to thank the great people of Kentucky,” he said to a field of Midwesterners. “I would like to take this time to tell you, where am I……uh….oh…yeah, my VP, see him, isn’t she sweet and delicious?” Not even sure weather he was speaking about Ice Creme or the Little Girl he took it from, the crowd stayed silent and slack jawed.
He then shouted how he “would rather vote for Joe Biden, than Joe Biden,” and that it was a “Time for a Change, and a powdering.”
Not to long a campaign Van showed up with some orderlies and brought him back to a safe place.

His top recent competitor for the nomination Corona “Carona” Virus said, he is hoping he can keep ahead just long enough for Joe to catch him.