ATLANTA, GA – In concern for all the fecal matter than escapes during daily political speeches, and not COVID, the CDC has encouraged Politicians, high level civil servants, and many major celebrities to keep the mask on.
“Yes, it is diaper, at least in their case,” said CDC Director Rochelle P. Walensky, “it’s unsafe for all that crap to get into the air we breath.”
The greatest concern, however is that these people also know to change their mask, some research has shown they can fill it within half a political statement. Lebron James himself went into overflow just saying the name “Ma’Khia Bryant.”
Concerns include the range of Throat Cancer to Sepsis to Diaper Rash.
Biden has been warned many times, like when he turned a Blonde into a Brunette while sniffing her hair.