HOLLYWOKE, CA – In a sudden outrage toward a playboy interview made in 1971, the late John Wayne, offended many, “The Star of True Grit offended and hurt many, why can’t he make a proper personal apology?”
After pointing out he was dead and he said these things to playboy many decades ago, they responded with, “Well…that’s no excuse for hurting anyone,” spokesperson Zim Lily Whyte said insisting on a pronoun they couldn’t explain.
“We live a Society that shouldn’t have hurt feelings!” Whyte said.
The Academy has addressed a letter to his grave. LGTBT groups also are also planning on demanding the apology of people going back to Christian Activist, Gaius Arbiter, who Nero had charged with consorting with, as well as mocking Pagan Society.
The Late Senator Byrd, “he’s still a hero,” according to Whyte, “What he did was in the past, he was a DNC member in good standing, that’s enough for me.”

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