ST. LAURENT, QUEBEC – Montreal Mayor, Valerie Plante, announced a new multi-stage Rapid Transit plan, that should solve some problems during COVID. “We have begun construction in St. Laurent, the train will go somewhere,” said Plante, “If no one says anything, we’ll expand it farther and farther.”
The locals will be expected to take this train and go where it takes them and here is the thing, it’s free. “It will cost the riders nothing,” said Plante, “first free Transit in Canada.”
She says this is the final solution to both the COVID troubles and Transit issues. When asked how this will solve COVID, she said, “The train also cleanses the neighborhood.” When the stringer asked her if it was like a street sweeper she said “Something like that.”