CAPITAL HILL, CHAZ – In a kneeling and rim job ceremony in CHAZ, spokes person for Wizards, Riley White said they were going to phase themselves out understanding that their name, itself, has caused great harm. “It reminds people of lynching,” said White, “How can we keep going with that as out emblem?”
Wizards came to this decision of ending themselves after they discovered their cleanse card had no effect on real life and twitter outrage mobs, given most were white as snow.
With Wizard’s of the Coast banned but Wizards of the Coast, will there be further secluded events in the shadows where people avoid getting laid? No one knows.