DRUM CIRCLE JERK, BC – Vancouver Mayor, Gregor Robertson, announced, in front of media and a drum circle of granola farmers, a new public space to be made on an Arbutus CN track purchased by the City for Part of the City.
In a speech he thanked all the funny walking tax payers and said this will go down in history as a fond memory like the New Strainer Roof Convention Centre. “Sure we don’t really have the money for this, and yes it will not be new housing to solve the homeless problem, I clearly solved by 2014,” he said, “but it will be pretty.”
He announced a section for hugging trees, the new Drum Circle Square, the self indulgence centre for Smug Students, and the glory hole bathrooms. Extra plans for a Transexual Surgical Hut are in the works.
Meanwhile the City still refuses to let E. Hasting’s London Drugs outlet put out a new Computer Dept full of jobs, because of a barely used public Garden wants to use the land.