TWOCROWS, CA – Just after a week of firing specific unreliable people for vague racist tweets, Disney Vice President of the Department of Virtue announced, “We will be bringing you Monica,” unveiling the image below as their spec design.

“No need to complain,” Raz Zhist said, “We are promising a very prominent cameo for what ever she was in the MCU.”
The Department of Victim Services of the Bay Area Victim Culture Shelter said, “Finally, as long as she was born a male and transitioned, and rides a wheel chair.” Zer Fuhk N Edeo, is demanding but encouraged by the news, when probed to why he insists on the Wheel Chair he said, “What are you a racist?”
The able bodied Zer refused to answer the questions further, he had an appointment to ask his dad for money.

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