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Kapp'n Cancelled Due To Sexual Assault Allegations?

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TORTIMER ISLE, JP – Kapp’n has been mysteriously missing from all the Animal Crossing: New Horizon videos. Could he have been cancelled amidst accusations of sexual assault, as seen in the above photo.
I am #metoo complaint from a Mayor in ACNL, who can’t be named by court order, stated “He…he…complimented how I looked!” “I was terrified,” she went on.
Kapp’n‘s Lawyer, has said that he denies the allegations of assault and that his family on Tortimer Island is being very supportive.
“It’s ridiculous, I love eating cucumbers, it wasn’t a metaphor for anything,” said Kapp’n in a letter to Huffinglue Post.
Nintendo was not available for comment.


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