SWAMP, DC – A very contentious Election, when people are seeking out some sort of leadership or a non-ruler to become President, a name arises, but a confusing one. When asked who is Vermin Supreme. Some say “It must be Biden,” some ask, “Isn’t the current President the Supreme Vermin,” “Aren’t they all Supremely Vermin?”

Go figure, someone admits they are the Supreme Vermin, and will stop at nothing to split the “I support lowly filth” vote. Now he may not grab creepily from behind or put black parents in jail for missed School, isn’t a noted non-Native American Native American, but he thinks he can rack it up with the big boy cry babies and fight the evil fight for the seat of ruler of all that is a State of the Union and suggesting nominations to the Cabinet, with some control over some wild pyrotechnics that have the name Syria and Iran painted on them, also “Ship to Saudi Arabia.” But more importantly, who else can fill that need for Ponies? The true and openly Vermin.