LOST WAGES, NV – In a surprising turn at a poker game in Nevada, a man with a huge winning streak turned his luck around, refusing to take the winning move.
“I will not, I will not do it,” he yells, holding the trump cards, “I will not platform that man!,” he continues losing the final round of the shoot out, losing 10 Million Dollars.
“It was principle,” I had to lose said Terry David Swanson, “I hate that man,” for if I am not TDS, he said being a man who likes being called by his initials.
TDS said he opposed Trump in every way, to the point of saying the spending bill wasn’t Omnibus Enough. “He left out spending Transexual Dancing Schools!” “He’s purely Transphobic,” said the man, storming out of the Casino.