GIJGWERK, ZUID-HOLLAND, NL – If anyone was confused as for what reason on the face of the earth would they merge Wayne’s World with Cardi B, the confusion will be over.
In an press release Uber’s Uber Eat’s Department had announced it’s new Wet Ass Pussy delivery service.
You pick the girl, they deliver her, and she robs you to pay your bill.
“Hey men are lonely for that companionship during COVID, and we plan to take advantage of that the same way we did with fast food.” said Uber Spokesman, Pim P. Stom.
Not only stocks rose during the announcement, since they planned to launch it for Spring Break. Portland customers can also expect a whole basket of drugs with complimentary Cocaine.
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