CHOMO, CA – Nickelodeon has unveiled a new character for it’s line up, to avoid clashes with the giant A-Sexual Lobby demanding representation. “We are looking forward to this all week,” said Nick Children’s Entertainment Executive Childs McLove, “We are so pleased to announce Luffabruce Tight-Thong, as our new LGT inclusive characters,” when asked why just LGT, he responded, “Who the fuck gives a shit about bisexuals!”

As you can see from the original illustration, he is going to be the gayest, most LGBT character since Master Cylinder, who chased after Felix the Cat only to get bashed for his advances in the old cartoons, at least by our modern moral standards of justice.
Nick expects this to satisfy all the concerns of the Plus community.
When asked, who would voice such a character, they said they thought Eddie Izzard was obvious.