It’s official, the dwarfing star that is Star Wars, has a new Villain for the up coming Star Wars movie.
Meet Oranje Vader, a Death Star Realestate Mogul turned Empire Ruler.
“We wanted to continue on our subtle messaging course,” says Disney Spokesman Jeff Pedhora, “We didn’t want to avoid a message, but also wanted to send one that wasn’t totally obvious.”
Disney made this announcement, when asked about the ABC Epstein question. We haven’t gotten an answer on that so we the press take the reveal, they are the shaking keys to our hearts.