NONIG, RI – Senator Whitehouse has caught fire for being caught with an all white beach club, after demanding an end to systematic racism.
When reached for comment, he said, “It’s a tradition in Rhode Island, much like our monthly Klan Socials,” he said, “Would you end those?” “It’s a system and we are dragging our feet to further inviting our one black novelty friend to special events.”
His wife and their families hold a hug steak in the club and his wife made clear, “Progress that is slow, even 4 years of seemingly nothing, can still be progress, because we take one minute in one meeting a year discussing the issue.” she goes on, “We might even hold a vote in a few years.”
Only last year they removed the first “No Niggers Allowed” Sign, they figured no one would see over the shark filled moat.

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