OVERDRUGGED, FL – In a fit of rage that a Madden Character took a knee, the NRA complained and were told that it was just a bug. But this didn’t satisfy them, says unbiased report of Gun Control Now!
They say they have opinions that prove that they found a horrible player to shoot a crowd to kill. “Unfortunately he was as good a shot as he was a player,” said the group, “We hoped to have more death data going into the mid terms.”
“Certainly it’s the NRA,” said GCN’s data compiler, Loegi Klass, “In fact our opinion based evidence shows ties to Gamergate and 5th Amendment Groups.”
The group insists that people holding steadfast to presumption of innocence has made it hard to prevent people from being deprived of their 2nd Amendment rights.
Plans to fight an appeal of the 5th Amendment are on the way. But till then they hope they can show their evidence and gain seats for others who question the validity of policies that presume innocence.