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Marco Rubio Declared Winner: Pushing Lunar Rope.

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DELUDED, FL – Marco Rubio, once played by John Neville in a Terry Gilliam 1988 movie, has won been declared a winner in his own head. In his wins it will push him over the top in a land filled with candy and bubble gum and no Trump or Cruz or Kasich.
Rubio says that he is proud to have beaten Vermin Supreme in the narrow “*Imagination Land” race.
Course even there it’s just a caucus and some delegates still went to Supreme. This did not stop Rubio from announcing his transition team into the White House.

*Yes an homage


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