KENOSHA, WI – In sudden realization that disbarment and so many counts of contempt of court it could be a life sentence, ADA Thomas Binger is seeking a new career.
Being known for chicken wings, he decided to go head first into the finger greasing industry by starting a new chicken wing franchise.
Binger’s Heat Chicken (Wings) will be a unique opportunity, and totally representative of his own nature.
Not only will the wings come in a multitude of flavoring, but also being totally fabricated. Something everyone will expect from him.
Also, made of pure processed and over salted soy.
They plan to open the moment all his eventual disciplinary actions are complete.
It will include MAP friendly ball rooms, named for Rittenhouse Victim, Rosenbaum. The Rosenbaum Memorial Ball Room. For the kids.