FORT ONTARIO – John Oliver announces his steadfast endorsement of Mike Pence for President, even to the point of pointing out a lack of evidence for Obstruction of Justice and backing Impeachment.
“When you go saying, can I fire him?” he said, “and then go on to not fire him, that’s obstruction.”
Mike Pence’s only chances for the office of President rely on an ancestor of brutal Spanish invader Cortez believing this premise and John Oliver is destined to fight this fight.
“It’s a New Red Coat Army,” Oliver let slip, “we have no need for a Republic, I want an aging rich woman ruling over everyone.”
Perhaps he’s home sick and Pence is the closest thing he can expect to a queen, since Hillary.