KEREMEOS, BC – In a further attempt to explain why her business is essential, Dr. Bonnie Henry, at a Press Conference, declared Clos Du Soleil Wines a cure for COVID19.
“It has Sun in it’s name,” explaining the meaning of Soleil, so it must have Vitamin D in it, “Of course there is no Science to it.”
The Wines, oddly enough fitted with Deco Labels from Ontario, and their saved labels will also double as Vaccine Passports.
“If you want to pass through travel check points,” she said, “you will need to have a bottle or label in the car.”
Exceptions to lockdowns may also be extended to restaurants that exclusively carry Clos Du Soleil.
John Horgan jumped in saying, “I may not like Capitalism but I know what I like.”
Church Service may also be required to use the Keremeos wine in order to have indoor Mass. In the near future.
