BAHRAIN – After signing a monumental historic foreign aide offer, Bahrain’s King and Israel’s Prime Minister, and Self Proclaimed Pope of Jews, hugged and kissed and went back to Bahrain from Washington where they enjoyed some sport.
They went to the top of Bahrain’s tallest hotel and tossed homosexuals and even Bisexuals off the top of it in Celebration.
“This is a wonderful custom,” said Benjamin Netanyahu, “Thanks to Trump, Jews can come here and have this sort of fun as well.”
King Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa had also noted that he expects to offer Israel an invitation to compete in the Arabian World Cup of Gay Tossing.
Lets not allow this to distract anyone from this wonderful understanding between the faiths and regions not known since a Canaanite’s Son Decided to take Zarathustran statements into a Temple and toss out the lenders.