WASHINGTON, DC – The FBI have taken in the Grim Reaper for questioning over threats to the life of a Presidential Candidate. According to officials, he has made several threats to Bernie Sanders with intent to kill.
When asked for comment Bernie responded with “Huh, where am I” and “Get off my lawn you urchins!” Urchins, a cute pet name given to his campaign staff.
According to the FBI, they detained the Grim Reaper at a DC Airport coming in from O’Hare to discuss matters of another old aged man, not yet disclosed, with Cory Booker.
When Trump was asked, he said, “I know his work, he helped a lot in Syria during my administration, we loaned him out to Saudi Arabia to deal with Yamen, he is just fantastic, gets the job done, just the best reaping ever, and handsome as well, just the best Grim Reaper ever.”
His Lawyer says the Reaper has no comment, he was just doing his job, as of late he has also not just doubled as Bernie’s Repear, but Ghost of Christmas Future at the hire of his employees.