VICTORIA SWAMP, BC – In a cunning move by John Horgan and the BC NDP (aka Vision Vancouver), a rushed election giving one party the heads up and making it impossible for oppositions to organize and COVID19 excuses to have no one meet face to face has lead to a coup of a Projected Majority Win for Black Pill in BC.
“I am so pleased that disenfranchisement is at all time high,” said Black Pill, “I would like to thank this brilliant, shady, and cynical move by John Horgan for this victory.
If BC will recover after renamed the People’s Republic of BC? Only time will tell.