NORWALK, CT – In a surprise announcement Pepperidge Farms announced a new venture into the tech industry. What one might ask? A VPN, a Virtual Private Network keeps other companies from seeing your private information, allows your guard to be lowered and only you and the VPN knows anything. Or who ever runs the Pegasus Software you downloaded.
“This was perfect,” said a CEO of PF Technologies, Jami Berry, who continued, “Only a VPN remembers and Pepperidge Farm Remembers, everything…”
He has promised with a pinky swear that no one could ever be blackmailed by a VPN Company, even know we didn’t ask.