GRAND DRAGON BYRD COUNTY, SC – Trump demanded the FBI investigate Rubio spotting his daughter, “clearly his beaner mind is thinking rape when seeing the blonde..hot…daugh…,” said Trump in an official complaint.
In a speech later, he claims it is not right for him to run until proven innocent of Rape. “How can we feel safe, as average Americans with him in the White House?” said Trump, while ordering more land from the new Eminent Domain section at Amazon.
No one can be sure of the outcome, but the FBI were filled with positive laughter.