NAMECALL, TX – “I’m beating him off in the polls,” claims Trump regarding polls. So only one question is left, when does he and Ted Cruz get married? This claim of pre-marital hand jobs, and the public poll backing the claim, will hurt them with the conservative base.
Kansas Democrats have currently been preparing “God Hates Trump,” signs since the debate confession.
90% say he was beating off Cruz, 5% say it’s mutual masturbation, and the rest wonder when there will be real news rather than more polling.