CENSORED LOCATION, ON – Canadian Heritage Minister Steven Guilbeault announced brand new criminal prosecution powers. The powers would give the CRTC full power to prosecute anyone for making fun of his hair cut.
“I am willing to open the death penalty to this,” Minister Guilbeault said, “It hurts my feelings, so it’s unCanadian!”
Guilbeault is referring to people asking if it’s a Toupee, “what died on your head,” and “did you just glue sable brush tips on your head.”
Also “sure that just isn’t a good paint job.”
Minister Guilbeault, literally crying about what he calls, “all the twitter hate,” claiming he paid good money for this hair and somehow he “thought it was cool.” Claimed Bill C-10 is protecting people from having their politicians criticized, something he knows hurts many freedoms.
Exemptions do include non-Elected Politicians, People Not In The Privy Council and Parties without MPs. This worrying some Conservatives, who, do to O’Toole’s leadership, may not have any sitting as Conservatives for long aside from O’Toole.

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