SHANGHAI, CHINA – A sudden upsurge in deaths in China, due to the Corona Virus has begged many questions. Giving us answers is Dr. Xi No Kilme Plees, originally of Indonesia, with the World Health Organization, a subsidiary of the Shanghai Media Group.
When asked Doctor Xi No, what caused this upsurge, he plainly state they had found a new symptom.
“We took a closer look at many of these COVID cases in China, and discovered a unique new symptom,” and went on, “they all had bullets on their back.”
He says that anyone who thinks they might have bullets in their back, wash their hands, stay home, and for Goodness sake go to an Emergency Room near you.
When asked if these signs where encouraging, he said, “救救我，他們會殺了我！ 讓我擺脫困境 !”
He later suffered the similar symptoms.