DUBAI, UAE – As soon as the news got out that a princess was captured and held against her will in Dubai, a pattern was beginning to form, at least to a leading Crypto-Herpetologist and Criminal Profiler, known as Police Captain Toad.
“We must find a Plumber at once!” exclaimed the oddly squishy man, “this is obviously the doing of Bowser Koopa Sr, the real Sultan of Dubai.”
Many were skeptical, but he insists it’s a pattern that’s gone on for about 35 years.
Oddly enough some strange Frog-like looking man in a crown has been seen putting the world’s plumbers to sleep, the Captain is unsure if it’s related by it sounds familiar.
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