DEHDRAENBO, UAE – The Bahrain Grand Prix had problems this weekend with a strange weather phenomena. It was literally raining Gay Men. When asked why. some viewers said they heard there was a huge party thrown by their Justice Ministry.
When asking FIA officials, all we got was, “we love it here in Barhain,” and that “he we’re woke, we fired a bunch women who were paddock girls.” “We helped increase the wage gap, through unemployment, but stopped misogyny.”
Many avoided the issue, except the Williams racing team, who’s official said “this is why our car is never getting 12th place.”

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