WEINSTEINVANIA, CA – In reaction a fears to the hashtag #oscarstoowhitecismalewhodonotagreewithme, the Oscars discovered a new way to have more inclusive ceremony in 2021. Not only will it have a telecast array of all the people they lost to sex convictions in 2020, but it will make sure all people will be able to get a reward.
The new Oscar Participation award will go to all people not cis, male or white for all rewards and extending such a prize to that friend you knew had that extra job because he thought it would be neat.
“No one will need to feel excluded,” said Pam Darhing, “Everyone will qualify for our month long ceremony, unless they are writers.”
“Never has there been more inclusivity and progress,” said self appointed BLM spokesman and ANTIFA “persuader” Al Biño. Surprisingly he went on with more demands, he plans to present at the next Apology Awards.