NY RUINS, NY – In a fit of disappointment and awe that left wing policies failed many big cities and blue states, a new exodus of it’s wealthiest supporters have bailed in a promise to restart and apply it properly.
“Socialism is fine,” said Alistair Grimes the 3rd, a 4th Generation Millionaire, “It limits new wealth, keeps the clubs clean,” he went on.
He continued on pointing out that they will apply it properly eventually, and that “If everything is bigger in Texas, so will Socialist Success.”
Hundreds of wealthy pilgrims are headed to uncivilized Red States with the promise of free stuff to bravely spread.