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Roman Polanski Named New Head Of Programing: Netflix

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BUGGERUNDY, FRANCE – A stunning move, Netflix, in a press conference last night, announced their new Head of Programming. None other than famed Director, Actor, and Fugitive, Roman Polanski.
When asked why, Netflix spokesman, Joan Hushmony (She/Her), a Brave Transwoman, said, “We are encouraging a progressive future in this company, where people like Roman can help others create without outdated concepts of consent age.”
The director plans on a whole load of projects to be green lit, including, a Gilligan Inspired Sitcom based on Epstein Island.
“Let loose, your inhibitions,” said Polanski, in his speech to the press, went on, “we do not need to, uh, be limited by our age, denying sex to children, plain ageism.”
A bigot from both the Daily Caller and Reason Magazine died of dehydration after filling up sick bags during his full Trailer of Green Lit Productions.


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