EPSTEIN, DELAWARE – VIA Zoom Conference, Head of Netflix Programming, Roman Polanski, announced a new series staring the blonde from Cuties.
Debbie Does High School, a series that Polanski said “will sexually liberate children of all walks of life.”
The story starts as a curious girl joins School, becomes a Cheerleader and goes to war with her inhibitions.
Netflix expects a rousing success, and if that fails, they can always blame racism, misogyny, or a new marketable accusation.
They expect a December 6th release and that’s not all that will release.
Despite already being cast, Netflix is still seeing over 600 12 and 11 year olds for this role and others.
Also coming to Netflix will be something called “Megan’s Law” everyone in the Netflix HQ keeps talking about it.