HORGANSLAWN, BC – On a bold move a crotchety boomer, John Horgan; Premier of British Columbia, came out on his lawn.
Shaking a stick he yelled at young people to get off his lawn and to stop super spreading all over the place.
“You crazy kids are ruining my plans,” yelled an orate John Horgan, “how dare you enjoy a day of your life!”
Horgan is concerned that by ignoring the rules his Government imposed without laws, like a Monarchy, they will cause shut in Elderly they are no where near will die. Forcing more draconian rules.
“We shut down and demand masks to stop those young wiper-snappers from spreading the disease where they don’t associate,” ranted Horgan.
Mike Horgan interjected with a usual Tourette syndrome speech saying, “Those damn young idiots penis headed fools are ruining my Bingo sessions!”
Will they just get off the lawn, only time will tell.
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