OTTAWA, ON – On a close reading of Bill C-36 something was discovered, a specified amendment states that Rebel Reporter, David Menzies’ specifically must change his name to something without any gender reference. Even offering some suggestions, Personzies to Zygotzies.
In expectation for a reaction of protest by Rebel News, many people have already squatted potential domains that will be desired for their petitions or crowd funding operations.
We will claim to have reached out for comment to no avail.
Other changes required will be changing Men’s Room to Rape Room and Man Hole to Glory Hole.
Sperm will become Gender Fluid.