MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – A threat is reported as beaconed from out in Omicron Persei 8. The SETI report laid out that the said alien named Lrrr was, “Enraged and infuriated” that his planet is being associated with the COVID strain.
The threat was treated seriously, due to the fact that science doesn’t recognize that a gender differences can be a Y and X, that 2+2 = 4, and says a flood that happens every few years is due to recent climate changes.
So basically cartoons are real now.
It was however later uncovered that it was all a prank by 4chan, but Left Wingers were to proud to admit they were fooled. Which is just an okay way to be.
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