MUNICH, GERMANY – Olaf Scholz, after being placed as Chancellor, removed what seemed to be a fake face and revealed he was a Krampus all this time.
Desiring the arrest of people dawning Saint Nicholas costumes and plotting declare all naughty and punishable.
Coal for Vaccinated and Spankings for Unvaccinated.
The latter is exempt in Berlin, due to the fact this is their hobby and more of a reward there.
Krampus announced terror in Christmas for all Germans and no family enjoyment anywhere.
“There will be no questioning my policy,” was the only thing said to the press after showing who he was all along.
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