LENINTORIA, BC – Adrian Dix, British Columbia Health Minister, set a hat down, to Scientifically pick some new policies for Dr. Bonnie Henry to tell the media.
“I hope she can remember these,” Dix said, jokingly, after dropping a hat of several possible COVID19 Policies.
The press in awe and grateful to finally see the method they use to Scientifically Determine policy.
He put down a hat, poured in several policies, and put on a blind fold. Pulls out three strips of paper.
Oddly enough, they said: “Masks Continue,” “Bars Shut To Vaccinated As Well,” and “Restaurant Limited Unless Serving John Horgan and his Ministers.”
Next policy decision he will pull three more, maybe 4. An Emergency Session, may include an additional hat pull if called for.
To naked eyes, this Science may seem like Magic, however Adrian Dix assured everyone it has passed all Political Science Lab Tests.
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