MARICOPA COUNTY, AZ – The vote counters are in, the parties involved are watching over it, and left in the front is the bus that brought them.
The bus is wonder Bruhass 4 cylandar equipped the most up to date engine, electrical system, and of course special helmets. Less not forget sporks and drink boxes.
Specially padded seats were even used to make sure these very special counters make it in, so eventually Arizona citizens know who their next Governor will be.
On a Bus Driver’s note pad read, “promised McDonalds if good,” so ice cream will come later no doubt.
The floors were black, with special grip rubber and of course oceans of saliva.
Clearly they were excited to have this opportunity, and so are we to finally find out what the hell the result is.
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