JOLSON, QB – In a surprise move, and not as a distraction from state owned pipelines crossing the paths of state owned Chiefs, Justin Trudeau bought up a suffering Chocolate Factory and announced his new Diversity Easter Egg Company.
“These Chocolate Eggs, will tell everyone what my Government has stood for.” said Trudeau.
When asked what he thought of the new line of product by the new Candy Ministry, Minister, Navdeep Bains said “It’s free,” when pressed about the design, all he said was, “I’d like to keep my portfolio.”
All of Team Trudeau echoed Mr. Bains’ concerns. Mammy Brand Diversity Eggs will be available before Easter in Late March or Early April. May end up after April due to usual civil service delays.
LONDON, ENG, UK – Frank Williams promises a better series in 2020, with greater fight, and more obedience. He spoke with the Formula One Press on a few issues, and explained, “It was a rough journey,” and went on “that there were certain problems that needed cleaning up.”
According to him his plan begins with ordering the Extermination of Robert Kubica, their point winner, and much of his engineering and pit crew. With that happening he can slowly move to possibly winning 5 team points.
He has also announced hiring a Canadian, who unfortunately stops and lets people pass him as he apologizes.
The F1 Season Starts in Australia on March 12th, 2020.
PORPHYRIA-ON-THE-RAHG, ENGLAND, UK – In an attempt to champion the intersectional gospel farther, Doctor Who unveiled it’s new secret ground breaking episode, where the Doctor has to fight the worst evil ever known, in “The Unborn.”
For the first time the always womanly Doctor goes into a clinic and has an abortion, where she has the evil time fetus vacuumed out, to show the beauty of abortion.
“Sure Graham has cancer, but the real tumor is that blasted parasite invading the whom that just happened to grow in a mamalian like alien after a lifetime of nothing being there,” said show runner Chris Chibnall.
Some trusted previewers have said that it was a triumph and required Jodie Whittaker to use both emotions in her reach.
Critics have been accused of being too white, hetero and just plain not Transexual enough, “Just check your victim points, than tell me,” said Sir Reginald Whitee the 3rd, who penned the story.
PIRANHA, NV – In a surprise move, South Bend Mayor and Presidential Hopeful, Pete Buttigiege released to us an exclusive photo of his huge black support.
His campaign sent it with a letter asking us not to look up Martin Luther Day, and that it was totally undoctored and not photoshoped at all. So, as 2020 responsible Journalism requires, we didn’t question him a bit. Not even know it’s an image that resembles a anti-Gay hate rally remembering Martin Luther King Jr.
EPSTEINMEMORIAL, OTTAWA, ONT, CANADA – In brave move Canada has yet again let loose a dangerous, never correctable Child Rapist. The Government of Canada, led by male Feminist and Al Jolson cosplayer, Justin Trudeau, has released a myriad of sexual offenders with multi-partisan support.
Most recently released Trevor L Smith and Taylor A Duecik were a proud moment in “Canadian history,” says Parliamentary Secretary, Kim Lo Li, who was just heading to his White Panel van.
When Trudeau, was asked he said, “Why don’t they ask about dangerous men shooting targets with guns,” and goes on, “Rapists were born that way, as long as no gun is involved, I’m cool.” He never stopped actually, somehow conflated this issue as a Tory excuse to help the NDP subvert Government. So in the spirit of the mainstream media, we accept the lone blame placed on the opposition.
WASHINSWAMP, DC – In a bold event Tulsi Gabbard wrote and put forth her suicide note in the courts today. “It’s a shame she wants to die,” says elusive Clinton spokesman holding a wire tightly.
The media world is a wash with rumor and theories, and mostly death pools.
Hillary Clinton released a statement, “Suicide is a terrible things, I lost many, many of my friends that way, and this would be a shame if it were to happen to Ms Gabbardsky.”
When probing further for questions we lost many stringers to suicide and could not afford to send any more. But there are job opening, so click on the link.
SHATTON, CA – The LGB have been totally removed, and turned into hate classifications with the sturdy activism of Transexuals, well largely Fluids. “It is hate to not recognize the supreme state of what ever someone Identifies as.” “To be Gay, Lesbian or Bisexual one needs to recognize social constructs of two genders.” Says activist and Trans Dating App founder Trendr, Lim Ted Tinker, who identifies as something new every minute and goes by the pronouns, Non, Not.
“The movement was not about having sex of your choice, it was being the the sex of your choice” said Lim, a fully neck bearded lady at the time of the quote.
“We have expelled all LGBs and alerted the Southern Poverty Law Centre,” He (at time of the quote) said, “They are oppressors, out with the LGBT, and in with the T2+.
He insists there is no point in fighting them, they own all the Media, Social Media, and so on, she scoffs at the end at how many people thought it was the Jews.
BLUELINE, IL – Scientists have been talking about Teleportation Technology lately, and it’s getting unusual support. Who would have ever thought Police Departments would be so excited, more so a vice department.
“Finally we may have the means of planting drugs, without even being with the criminal,” said Vice Chief of Blue Line PD, “No longer will we have to face “technicalities.” “It’s bad enough Trump is letting these people out of jail claiming Prison Reform.”
Police Departments world wide are placing their budgets into this technology. There is also some talk of holograms that show a gun in the hand of a man who they’ve shot.
Given the lower trust forced psychiatric treatment has lately as a method of hushing up brutality, there is a heightened need for new innovated ways to abuse power.
ECHOCHAMBER, CA – Nancy Pelosi has just endorsed Mike Pence to be the next President of the United States, in bold surprise move. “We Democrats are tired of the lack of homophobia in policy these days,” said Pelosi, “As we all know, I pretend to be a devout Catholic when it suits me, and this comes with it.”
When asked about potential criminalizing of Homosexuality and promotion of Conversion Therapy, Pelosi said, “Ah the Gays had a good run.”
“We Democrats have always played lip service to tolerance, it’s time to stop,” she went on.
This endorsement comes along with Impeachment where Tulsi Gabbard voted present confused as to her position of LGBT issues.
When asked if she wasn’t just nuts, she said, “As a Catholic it offended her,” what ever that meant.
FATNRUNK, TIPUHOLSTEIN, WI – A brave Gnome took a stand on the weekend, railing against, you said it, the hate group Gab.com. Gab recently made a bunch of rumbling about the dangers of porn, buy despite not changing the ToS, discourages it’s use on it’s hate discussion platform.
This put it at odds with alt-right pro-porners, like Gnome Card Game Enthusiastic.
Jerome Havnolyf, “I am sick and tired of censorship, while the porn industry was quite on free opinions, we need to defend all those hard core movies as long as they adhere to Mixer’s dress code.”
Jerome is an ardent supporter of silencing THOTs on Twitch and dress codes on Mixer. But also Sexy outfits on Kitana of Mortal Kombat.
The Gnome, seen above before setting his Green Screen for taping has deleted his account while maintaining on platforms that censor words on a habitual pattern all thanks to the pressure we MSM members get credit for.
It’s official, the dwarfing star that is Star Wars, has a new Villain for the up coming Star Wars movie.
Meet Oranje Vader, a Death Star Realestate Mogul turned Empire Ruler.
“We wanted to continue on our subtle messaging course,” says Disney Spokesman Jeff Pedhora, “We didn’t want to avoid a message, but also wanted to send one that wasn’t totally obvious.”
Disney made this announcement, when asked about the ABC Epstein question. We haven’t gotten an answer on that so we the press take the reveal, they are the shaking keys to our hearts.
In a tweet, seen here Rob Schneider, and yes that name is German, announced something so incomprehensible we had to translate it into proper English with Google Translate.
Seen above is the results of Google Translate, and not a mainstream media attempt at smearing people.
It is the common view held by the majority of bullhorn holding persons, that anyone who does not support book burning is a Nazi.
“This is an outrage, he must be cancelled” said Dolf Goodwin, “When you go around telling people you have a right to hurt other people’s feelings, you commit genocide.” Them (pronoun) Dolf Goodwin, has been a Transexual Bullhorn Activist who is waiting on a meeting to possibly at some point shave his Goatee and possibly at some time see a doctor about hormones and re-assignment surgery to be a Them.
Now that needs no Google Translating.
WESTMINCER, ENGLAND, GREATBRITAIN – Due to a recent picture exposed straight from the internet, it was discovered that Prince Andrew was a Roman Catholic Priest. The British Monarchy is in a uproar.
“We can’t have this!” said Crown Spokesman Peter Mince. We further asked Mr. Mince if he was talking about recent Epstein allegations and child rape, but he said, “No! He was a Catholic! That is not Permitted!”
Due to the recent picture being put around in InfiniteChan, the Monarchy may be forced to oust Father Andrew from their ranks.
“I always thought there was something weird,” said his alleged victim, “He always demanded I say, who’s your father not daddy.”
VICTORIA, BC – People are in great fear as a Teachers Strike hits the streets leaving Children to learn more facts. “We could lose a whole Generation, we already lost Z,” said John Horgan who went on to say, “If we don’t get the children back to schools, parents may start caring about the fact they don’t get taught anything of value.”
One teacher demanding equity in pay is Obey! Elementary’s Protest and Sweedish Puppet Teacher, Jan Pedawright, says that if it doesn’t stop we may end up without another weekly Environmental Protest, in fact the kids may learn exactly what Co2 is and Catalytic Conversion does, they might even understand Fracking. When asking her what those things were, her blank look just told me she had better things to do.
You just stop at that with Trans Women, you just do.
Did you know that Obama was the one, not Ronald Reagan, who told Mikhail Gorbachev to tear down the wall. Internet conspiracies, have been giving Reagan credit for this since the 1980s.
Did you know that Karl Marx, our 16th President, saved the Slaves?
Did you know that Van Buren was the real founder of the United States of America, and King George the Third was a kind ruler who handed him the keys to the office?
Did you know that the original Constitution declared the Bill of Rights, articles of Treason against President Van Buren?
Did you know that Andrew Jackson saved the Native Americans from French and Spanish colonialists and was beloved by them for times to come?
Did you know that George Wallace the Third was a dangerous and most successful Candidate of the Libertarian Party?
Without the Mainsteam “Legacy” Media, how would you be educated this well outside of a state school, you just wouldn’t. It’s as simple as 2 + 2.
SWAMP, DC – In a fit of outrage, the Great Pumpkin demanded apologies to all who drew comparisons with him and Trump, “We look nothing alike,” said Mr. Pumpkin, “sure we knew and went to meetings during his time as a Democratic donor, but not the same.”
Trump and The Great Pumpkin seen above poorly hiding from the Cameras at one of these meetings, refused to respond to questions about it made through White House insiders (cleaners and temps who have no contact with him).
His silence says more about Russian-Ukranian collusion than anyone could know.
The Great Pumpkin said he never voted for Trump, while he appreciates and enjoys the increased CO2 levels, but said a lot of stuff about Jews that would make Ilhan Omar blush.
Mr. Pumpkin
President Trump recently came out as a man who Identifies as a Pumpkin and has been going through Jack-o-Lantern transition surgery.
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SWAMP, DC – A very contentious Election, when people are seeking out some sort of leadership or a non-ruler to become President, a name arises, but a confusing one. When asked who is Vermin Supreme. Some say “It must be Biden,” some ask, “Isn’t the current President the Supreme Vermin,” “Aren’t they all Supremely Vermin?”
Go figure, someone admits they are the Supreme Vermin, and will stop at nothing to split the “I support lowly filth” vote. Now he may not grab creepily from behind or put black parents in jail for missed School, isn’t a noted non-Native American Native American, but he thinks he can rack it up with the big boy cry babies and fight the evil fight for the seat of ruler of all that is a State of the Union and suggesting nominations to the Cabinet, with some control over some wild pyrotechnics that have the name Syria and Iran painted on them, also “Ship to Saudi Arabia.” But more importantly, who else can fill that need for Ponies? The true and openly Vermin.
SAUDIDESERT, SAUDIARABIA – I a bold move Trudeau announced that Sharia Law is coming to Canada, citing the Transphobic nature of opposing it.
“To suggest Arabs can not shove gays off a roof is racist.” said the Prime Minister of Canada, at the Saudi annual Pride event of Gay Tossing.
He also highly praised the idea of banning institutions of learning from Vancouver Pride where girls can go and learn.
In accordance to the renowned civil rights law, Justin Trudeau, seen in the Picture marching in Saudi Pride where he was not really making a weapons deal to have the Yamen population extinct, said that as long as it conforms with Fundamental Isamic rules any form of abuse of Gay Men, Lesbians, Women and what ever they like to inflict pain on is okay.
Many fundamental Christian sects are now rushing to convert in Canada as we speak as are, oddly enough, Hasidic Jews.
In a burst of flaming pyrotechnics, Country Music is used to show the Klan love gay people as well.
Taylor Swift let out a large song “Banging my Bumpkin,” before everyone in the MTV Video Music Awards.
“We weren’t expecting the cross,” slowly responded the dropped MTV exec who went on, “We weren’t expecting the cross.”
The Gay Rite, the organization that led this new reach out made a public announcement that read, “We, the Klan, welcome all Gay People who know to stick with their race,” the applauded openess to the LGBT rather open up some questions.
A Swift spokesman said, “We don’t need to explain what happened to the black men later that night, aside from the wonderful truck ride home.”
It may be unusual for us to question the disappearance, except, hey, even the Klan is being inclusive…to Gays and Lesbians and possibly the others.
BUDAPESSSST, HU – Frank Williams addressed the Press, after ordering his Team Manager to be exterminated. When asked why, Frank Williams with a 50 years of F1 history, said “It was necessary for his failure to end in death.” and then said, “There is no need to ask why,” reminding everyone of his when Senna had a straight line crash into a wall.
Frank Williams, shown in the picture above, said he expects total obedience and will not accept more failures.
This comes after curiosity as to why have Kubica return to something less than a tricycle to drive.
The Drivers were not available for questions.
When reaching out to a confidential source he was vaporized mysteriously, so we will just make up a racism angle, there will be one and we will find it.
SNOOZETON, MI – In a long winded debate with all but one person who will get the nod from voters important to Democrats, Super Delegates, Bernie Sanders stood up willing to share how he has made the world better with Socialism.
“My Record is clear,” said Bernie, “I instrumental in convincing Adam and Eve to take the Apple from that Rich God Guy.” He went on saying that paradise was over rated, and leads to the decadent mire of laying back and having a good time.
“Yes they were expelled,” said Sanders, “But it’s because she put her trust in the hands of a white male.”
Ended with a rant about people being on his lawn and how he misses those times centuries ago where racist still meant something.
SOYFIELD, OR – A suit was filed today to demand her child, a fetus, transition. “She wants to transition, born a male, and still a female,” said the mother, Fredala. “Every time he kicks, It feels female, feels like he’s demanding a transition.”
Fedala Bills, a mother of a 4 month fetus, said she demanded her OBGYN give her Daughter who is being formed into the wrong, male, body, a gender reassignment surgery.
Her Doctor, who we will name and provide an address and hospital where he has privilleges to anyone willing to harass them, MD, Jeffrey Hypocratis, who was once Jane Hypocratis, is the Transphobe in Question, at 24 Pinecone Lane, who works at Soyfield General. His boss’ number is available at request on our sock puppet accounts.
We can’t tell you to harass him, but we can’t tell you to act civil.
WASHINGTON, DC – The FBI have taken in the Grim Reaper for questioning over threats to the life of a Presidential Candidate. According to officials, he has made several threats to Bernie Sanders with intent to kill.
When asked for comment Bernie responded with “Huh, where am I” and “Get off my lawn you urchins!” Urchins, a cute pet name given to his campaign staff.
According to the FBI, they detained the Grim Reaper at a DC Airport coming in from O’Hare to discuss matters of another old aged man, not yet disclosed, with Cory Booker.
When Trump was asked, he said, “I know his work, he helped a lot in Syria during my administration, we loaned him out to Saudi Arabia to deal with Yamen, he is just fantastic, gets the job done, just the best reaping ever, and handsome as well, just the best Grim Reaper ever.”
His Lawyer says the Reaper has no comment, he was just doing his job, as of late he has also not just doubled as Bernie’s Repear, but Ghost of Christmas Future at the hire of his employees.
Woke? Is that the claim, every time all I see is a determinate gender. Why don’t these intolerant
bigots on the CW wake up and realize they should be shove her Gender Fluid down their throats as Super Fluid? It’s intolerant.
They spread hate! Hate! If you disagree, so do you.
I’d show a picture, but your not truly Gender tolerant if you don’t look like a Cross Dresser claiming to be Trans. This is plain evil. Two finger wags.
I am adding this to the hate group list. There CW, fuck off. Ahhhhhhhh! What’s in this blue hair spray.
The Super Power should be the ability to change genders at will to get sexually aggressive and revert.
By the way both genders are social constructs, if you suggest they can be changed your evil.
Suck my trans cock. Oh did you know she’s white like me!!!! WHITE!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you! Check your privilege. Evil! It’s wrong to be white! Colonialists under a red Sun!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa Anne, Gender Fluid. Author of Meth of Madness: My Life.
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HOPELESS, BC – Premier John Horgan unveils plan to end ride shares like Kindr. CEO Jack Kinder said, “Don’t let the name fool you, we are not children, our customers are not children.”
His concern is the name he started for a business, and his long standing family name has triggered a wave of confusion over weather or not he and his customers are adults.
“It wasn’t the first time, we got a bad yelp review from Jeff Epstein who thought we ere a delivery service.” said the frustrated CEO. “I would never accuse my competition of being Super or an London Elevator.”
He is worried, not realize it’s Canadian tradition, that his market is being singled out as merely children and thinks this will put their industry out of business in BC.
PEDWOOD, FL – Despite being arrested in France, and not sharing a flight with Polanski back to the US, Jeffrey Epstein, 56, has a new defense. His lawyers stated that he is a proud Minor Attracted Person (MAP). MAPs who are all the rage on mainstream Social Media, promote the lifestyle of being attracted to and even claiming that some don’t act on it (NOMAP).
“We are to be respected and celebrated for our intersectiional lifestyle,” tweeted Pure Joy and Happiness, “We love young children what is the sin in love?”
The the bizarre Social Media advocacy only foreseen by South Park in “Cartman Joins NAMBLA,” and Slippery Slope Doom Sayer Rick Santorum is spreading like wild fire, leaving more exposure for these men and women.
So will it work? Will Epstein get off, will he even be aquitted? Only time will tell.
The Uwu Chant Shoe to apologize to the enslavement of many black Americans was released today. CEO Mark Parker said, “It’s a great thing to apologize for this and support repayment,” he said, “We even saved on labor by halving Salaries at out Vietnam plant.”
“They were happy to show their regret for slavery at our Vietnam shoe factory,” he went on.
Nike intends to give none of their profits to the movement or two any person of color, thinking this is enough, “Isn’t that what our taxes are for, I support their social programs,” said the Marketing President Jack Head.
Will reparations happen? When these CEOs are hiding in Switzerland leaving many of the Central European Refugees to pay it in taxes.
NIKE HR, VIETNAM – Do to laws, we have no picture, done in the shoot of the employees second job.
Nike has announced Mai Nga Lin as their employee of the year, showing only on gash and costing minimal loss of fingers, with reasonable productivity.
Nike Spokesman, Colin Kaepernick said, “It’s a great day for Ms Lin and her family who get to live and work harder making quality over priced shoes.”
If Mai Nga Lin wasn’t so exhausted she’d smile, it’s her birthday, turning 8 today, and as a gift she won’t be docked her 25 cents today for the time she took collecting her plaque.
It’s great that some corporations care about their employee’s self esteem. It’s the benefits of a woke society.
SANFRACESCA, CA – Womyn join up with their soy filled slave men to set a fire of books by great historical women.
Why would they do this? Well the spread of hate that flows through it, and the risk people may realize women didn’t need organized feminism established by the Temperance League in the 2nd to 4th wave as they are called.
“We don’t need men,” shout protesters as they get groveling male feminists to toss books into the fire, shouting, “Meritochracy Is For Patriarchy.” Burning the works of Wolstencraft and her daughter, George Sands, and even historical mentions of Betsy Ross and Aletta Jacobs. Even actual statements by Susan B Anthony where she demands equality in jail time.
When asked why, a harry knuckled lady who identified as not a Saskquach said, “We are the new woman, interesectional and not bound by anything but our many organizations.” Her name was oddly enough Sassy K Quach (insists that’s Koch).
CANDLIGHT, NY – Developers of Solitaire Cards and Soltaire Video Games and up coming Solitaire the Gathering, Lonely Inc, has announced a new Woke Solitaire. “We wanted to makes changes,” said Equality of Outcome Department Head Pat Hetik, “We have made great innovations to make people feel good and safer playing.”
Planned changes.
*All Cards Will Be Suited With 47 Gender Symbols.
*All Cards Will Have Equal Value, except the Joker replaced by Intersectional Oraganisation Leader.
SOYFIELD, OR – In Portland ANTIFA struck a blow to Homophobia and Racist Hate Groups in Portland the other day. Mr. Ngo, an apologist of hate, as reported by many Mainstream Media outlets. After all why wouldn’t he be, ANTIFA isn’t some Racist Homophic group who shrouds hare crimes with cries of Anti-Fascism, why would they hit an innocent man with fast hardening concrete.
“Why would an anti-fascist put a man in the hospital without any kind of good reason?” said SPLC Verity White, “If they wasted time with the constitution, even if Ngo did get charged for his hate, he’d be offered Due Process.”
“I am glad they stopped this clearly straight white male, before he continued risking the lives of millions of LGBT and Intersectional persons,” said Veri, who identifies as a oppressed White Female with PTSD from watching a Konstantin Kisin act, according to her Tumblr account.
In their special reality show every 4 years, the Super Delegate Choice Awards, the Super Delegates are polling 35/35/25/05 for Biden, Harris, Warren, Sanders.
The 5% who favor Sanders in are Shay Dee/Strawman Poll say that they appreciate him for taking the pegging from Hillary and still obeying the Party.
The rest are split on who will usher in the next war and bring in all that profiteer money.
“We need someone who will say deal with Iran before they bombard it with our financial backer’s bombs,” said Super Delegate, John Dee, who’s similar surname is at no reason to suspect the poll. “Scorched Earth and Censorship are what want them to back.” said Jack Strwaman, Super Delegate and not partner pollster.
It’s hard to see if there are other splits involved, but it’s a tight race of 3 Candidates, showing great intellectual diversity in Democratic terms.
YOUPRUDECOMPOUND, CA – In an effort to bring in the 1950s in Youtube, CEO Susan Wojcicki, brought in a new set of requirements to get support from Adsense. With possible bans for violation.
“We have failed, Maza is right, we need to look to the Wisdom of the 20s and before that,” Wojciki slated as the Queen Victoria of Social Media stated, “In 2020 it will be illega..err…deplatformable to show your ankles on Youtube.”
“Dirty words, offensive words, ankles. We must stop all that degridation that isn’t being Gay while Islamists calling for you to be tossed off a building for being gay.” said Wojcicki.
Youtube is truly looking the the future, with a potential of Sepia Tone Films by Hand Crank.
“It’sth forward thsinking like thisth, that will kill Faithbook, and my masthers at NBC are just happy as can be,” said Carlosth Maza.
Youtube is paving the way to a dark age, and liberals are going crazy, with 89% of the people supporting the move according to our Shay Dee Poll.
Shay Dee, is a Transexual Black Woman in a Wheel Chair they hired to create polls for Youtube and not Pinkwash any suspicions against them.
WASHINGMONEY, DC – John Bolton announced his sociopathic sexual frustration at Trump suddenly cock blocking their war with Iran. “He’s a cocktease,” said Bolton, “Plain and simple.
“I was so primed, almost there to penetrate Iran like it’s a taxpayer,” shouted the blue balled Bolton.
Bolton, one of many Whitehouse members were at the AIP HQ ready to sync a circle jerk to the explosion footage.
“It is not a fact I am horny, feelings are not facts,” said Ben Shapiro, who wished to bathe in imported Persian blood, “Because of Trump this is merely a funny handshake meeting.”
“Who cares about a 150 lives, or a fucking drone, we are fucking horny,” said Putton Israel, head of the American Israeli PAC’s department of Sociopathic entertainment. When asked about the Jew’s First Commandment, he said, “why else did we get a shabbos goy in the White House?” “Presbyterians will kill anyone for you, just tell them Catholics might live there.”
So the night just ended in a small mutual masturbation session to old Palestine Bombing and English Irish Execution Videos.
We can’t show any pictures.
BEND, CA – In a bold move, Rubin has a started accellerating his hate movement, according to “confidential sources.”
Why not? Naturally why would he not want to lead a bunch of gay bashers into a dark alley.
There is nothing he would prefer lead them in the back of a shady alley and play out some sadistic plots with Neo Nazi Gay Bashers.
Praise Alah we have some decent thinking men and women like Illian Omar, Michael Moore and AOC.
Making it safe to have loving exchanges on roof tops with homosexuals abroad.
Making it safe from certain people from having hurt feelings, making them safe in Government mandated Gun Free Zones, where no one has ever shot off a gun.
Oh be thankful Allah is there. Be thankful Government is there.
I know many detractors would call this a slanderous opinion piece, but we all know only a Nazi Alt-Right person hoping for some deplatforming will dare suggest this is anything less than a standard mainstream media report.
NAMBLA, BC – Are Pride Parades Kid-Friendly? Parents Say Children Can Handle The Kink. Pedde Fiel and her two young grandkids seek shade under the tall latex-horse fetishist inside the Daedalus Maze.
Pedde a semi-retired MAP activist told the Huffinglue Post that the latex fetishist was a lucky find, “came with it’s own leash.”
Pedde spoke joyfully of going to the NAMBLA clubhouse at the Vancouver Library, picking up a few fellow MAPs, decorating the sex toys and the stroller, and getting the buttless chaps ready.
“I can’t imagine a safer place for MAPS to be around children,” zer said of Pride.
A resounding chorus of voices — from within the MAP community — would agree with this general sentiment about the celebration of love for children and the hunt. But in late May, one cryptic tweet saying Pedophiles and MAPs were not what Pride was about. “This intolerance was an outrage,” said Pedde. The tweet went on, “It’s what SOGI123 is about.” “Leave it in the Schools.”
MAPS all over twitter were outrage, “Kink isn’t just good for kids, what will they do without the love?” said Pedde. “Plus it makes the claims of the child seducing us harder without buttless chap diapers.”
Pedde says it’s about defending children from exploitation and abuse, not merely Rape. “If we don’t do this, someone with a Camera will do this,” said Butterfly Kiss head of the MAP association of Drag Kids.
“There is absolutely no reason not to take our kids to Pride — it’s a fun day, there are a lot of bubbles, rainbow streamers and men jizzing on men like a water fountain,” School Teacher Harry Bear Seaman told Huffinglue Post.
Plus, as mincing paedophiles, it’s one of our culturally co-opted festivals, added Seaman, who who attends Every MAP and NAMBLA claimed event.
He even takes his daughter to them all, where they grace her with the nickname cookie, for some reason.
There really were no reason to ask any good questions, clearly these people are oppressed by denying kids Pride, and the events shouldn’t deny them what they get at School at Pride.
Shame on them.
Hugh Doxin
Huffinglue Post.
Dedicate to Lauren Chen, who inspired this by bringing up the original article.
FORTONTARIO – John Oliver announces his steadfast endorsement of Mike Pence for President, even to the point of pointing out a lack of evidence for Obstruction of Justice and backing Impeachment.
“When you go saying, can I fire him?” he said, “and then go on to not fire him, that’s obstruction.”
Mike Pence’s only chances for the office of President rely on an ancestor of brutal Spanish invader Cortez believing this premise and John Oliver is destined to fight this fight.
“It’s a New Red Coat Army,” Oliver let slip, “we have no need for a Republic, I want an aging rich woman ruling over everyone.”
Perhaps he’s home sick and Pence is the closest thing he can expect to a queen, since Hillary.
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